Monday, November 30, 2009

Beer Can Furniture

Now this is sensible recycling. Why in God’s name would you drink a beer, send the empty can all the way to the dump to be sorted, recycled and turned back into raw product, shipped overseas, remanufactured into a shitty table, imported back into the country, driven around on a truck, stuck in a shitty retail store, sold by this year’s chaps in last year’s slacks, bought back by you, driven home and then sweated over while you try to interpret the nonsensical instructions when you could turn the empty straight into useable outdoor furniture. Besides, what better excuse can you think of to drink 420 beers?


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