Thursday, December 22, 2011

What's 100 take away 99? Yes that's right - perfect!

Have had a few enquiries re purchasing new issue - you can buy it (and everything else we have) direct from us by visiting the OnePercent Store (in the side panel TOP  right of this page) and shipping is free - it will come direct to your letterbox and while stickers last you'll get a free one of those too. It's easy. I've just updated the store so it's available NOW!

Alternatively you can get it from good bookstores nationwide from 26th December.

Or, you can get the digital version for your iPad or whatever by clicking on the "Pay Monkeys, Get Peanuts" panel (second side panel down on page - to the right of this).
We supply to a select group of distributors around the world, if you're interested in selling it then get in touch.

We'll also be at various events we can be bothered going to over summer so come say hi.

If all else fails and you're passing you can always get a copy at Salvation Kitchen cafe at 1843 Great North Rd Avondale Auckland - we're open again from the 12th Jan.

If you need to get hold of us for any reason email me at

Balls Deep!

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Issue 5 is ALIVE!!!

Issue five came back from the printer yesterday. We posted subscriber copies today and it should be in store 26th December. You can buy it direct from us from the online store and shipping is free.
We're pretty proud of this dirty little sandwich - it took us a bit longer this time but we'd rather spend a little longer than put out something we're not totally happy with. Have a great Christmas motherfuckers and see you next year!

Thursday, December 8, 2011

Are we there yet?

Issue five is pretty much in the can - off to the printer next week so we'll have mags in the post to subscribers before Christmas. The wait will be worth it. Here's two small tastes of the banquet that awaits.

Monday, December 5, 2011

Randy Santa and the Waterfront Gang.

Took a drive down to St Helliers tonight to check out the annual toy run, loads of cool rides and the weather was perfect.  Stayed just long enough to say hi to some friends, bash down a hot dog and a coke and do a few laps. Congrats to Tim who got his 29 legal - this was it's first outing with paperwork. Anyone who's gone through the process knows how good this feels and the smile on his face was evidence. Car looks RAD Tim! So much to look at - here's a few shots, imagine the salvation army band playing hits to murder yourself to and you could almost be there!

 Beautiful 35- fruju yellow, suck it will you?
 This 51 has been for sale for a while - Cole Foster did the chop job.
 Oooohhhhh Barracudaaaaa
 Tri Sexual
 Chris Hornblow's Camaro - looks better without the sheet covering it I reckon.
 This coupe is soooo white, only marks on it were from the droool I left on it back at Kumeu
 Flathead Mochachino thanks
 Prehaps the hair was burned off by the flames? Propecia coupe.
 I love this Nova - pro street is making a come back yall!
 Tim's 29 - so cool. You can stop sweating your balls off everytime you drive it now tim.