Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Glory Hole and the Three Bears

Once upon a time there were three bears. Booga Bear, Nigel Bear and Andos Bear. These funny old bears played together in a band called Head Like A Hole. The bears had crazy times and sometimes their tummies got full or Bear Beer and their heads would go silly and they would role around laughing and crying and play in the wrong/right key. Other times they would have money stolen off them by nasty raccoons dressed in professional clothing and then occasionally they would make magical heavy rock albums that made gay bears cry and metal bears scream and whoop with joy. Last weekend the three bears went down to the woods and had 13 tattooed on their bear arms. Good on you bears! Put the bakers dozen in the dutch oven and cook us some crooked anthems!




aaron@oneperentmag.com

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