Thursday, October 25, 2012

Silk scrotum - sacks of gold.

Good things take time, and so does rubbish. Two donkeys crafting a silk scrotum out of a pigs arse doesn't happen overnight you know. It is with great satisfaction though that I am now able to confirm that the next issue of OnePercent is staggering slowly to the finish line. Out of the shadows it creeps like a confused and guilty priest at a choir boys reunion. Soon it will be upon you and all will be well/terrible. What will you do? Put your sweaty hand into the silk scrotum and claim your rocky mountain bounty - you've earned it!

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